Monday, July 26, 2010

Shower etiquette

Call me a prude if you like, but there are rules about these things.  Un-written rules that we men understand instinctively.  When I get in the shower after a hard session in the gym (as I did this morning), and there are five vacant shower heads along a wall, I choose shower number one.  Now this gives subsequent arrivees three shower options.  Note only 3 options, shower number 2 is not a valid option if 3, 4 & 5 are all vacant.  Not rocket science?  Not contoversial?  You're all with me so far, right?

So will someone please have a word with Mr former stock-broker, Space Invader, who for the third time in recent history, this morning, selected shower head number 2!  Why?  I can't tell him, can I?  Any suggestions?  Maybe he has to be that close to get a proper look, but I suspect he just has no concept of personal space.

So back off, Mr Space Invader, it's just NOT RIGHT!

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